Steady, fan. Ben Stokes's team might be approaching the upcoming Ashes Test already 2-0 down, yet not all in English cricket is disheartened. Exists one unit tailor-made for this scenario, a unwavering unit who can lay claim to be the supreme masters of adversity. Are hopes dashed? Are you crushed beneath the weight of failed hopes? Well then, join the Barmy Army.
Already, their advance guard are descending upon Adelaide, the city where they first came together 30 years ago. England's best-known – and for their size most raucous – away supporters will be anticipating an celebratory against-all-odds victory, similar to the one they witnessed on that mid-90s tour. And no matter the outcome on the pitch, away from the field the celebrations will be long and loud.
"The cricket's been very, very disappointing," one founder concedes, "however we're the fortunate few, because we're on holiday. It's perhaps harder for the people at home."
Even a spectacular team failure fails to deter this crew of seasoned campaigners. They've been enduring England's top-order failures since prior to the latest star started playing. They've witnessed more dropped catches than some bowlers have career scalps. Their collective record as an Ashes supporters' club is: contested many, lost often, won seldom. If anyone comprehend how to weather a series sweep, it's the founding members.
Without a doubt, if you're watching, the Barmy Army are seen to be ubiquitous during this Ashes. Australian cameras at the grounds often appear keener to feature the Barmies than on their own fans. Sports networks often use them as banter-primed prelude to a day's play. Even the athletes on the field acknowledge them, as someone clad as a king conducting a rendition of a well-known tune.
It's possible that the Barmy Army's dual effect of longevity and ubiquity has now obscured quite how remarkable their dominance of tourist following has been. In the early 1990s a small group travelling fans were brought together in good-natured self-deprecation at England's dismal away record. In the present day their story is so intertwined with the national team that their vibrant, "unconventional" crowd is virtually part of the furniture. They've undoubtedly come a long way since the humble beginnings.
One original recalls the excited anticipation of the opening day of that pioneering tour. After the hosts making a strong start, he initiated a small conga in the stands, provoking the Australian supporters with a chant about historical figures. "Home supporters jeered at us, then threw rubbish – the stuff that we still get today," he recalls. "However when we got back our modest following of England followers had all taken part."
After a loss, England's tour faced further difficulties. Those following the team around the country was considered barmy indeed. By the time the bigger venues their crowd had swelled substantially. The players, however, genuinely enjoyed their noise at the grounds. When England managed a notable triumph, a star summoned a fan leader up to the victory celebration to direct the festivities. This connection persists.
Furthermore, the sheer numbers the Barmy Army can attract are as valuable to the sport as they are to international stadiums. At this Ashes alone, their official tours will accommodate thousands of fans on tour. A variety of celebrations are planned for the 30th anniversary.
This is, in the end, an group born of fan enthusiasm and business acumen. The reason they mark their founding to a Adelaide game is because that was when they started selling souvenir shirts. The short initial run was so instantly popular – and financially rewarding – that it launched a lasting enterprise. Since then, the original members have helped turn a pub-based supporters into an industry-leading sports tourism business.
That brings its own challenges, notably at a time when sport is attempting to move beyond some of its boisterous image. The Barmy Army's directors are quick to note that a significant portion of their travelling fans are now women. With societal shifts, the chants have had to get more family-friendly, too. "Things that were common 30 years ago you must avoid now, and that's absolutely right," says a director. "We can't tell someone how to behave in their own space, but we won't support songs that are derogatory."
Might the Barmy Army mellow naturally? The demographic is now approaching middle age – like the original members, who have been happy to withdraw from the management. One founder is enjoying this tour purely as a fan – leaving newer staff to populate the Barmy Army's digital presence. "We forget how hard it used to be to communicate with each other," he laughs. "Our method was all by shouting – 'everyone's going to the pub!'"
Turning to this Ashes series, the faint hope of a historic comeback remains alive, which is very mid-90s indeed. In the event England succumb in Adelaide … well, future travels is always an option.
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